lmao at people that feel the need to be like “oh it’s so obvious your hair is dyed" like it’s some big secret or something to be ashamed of
like yes my hair is dyed???
yes you can tell???
your point is????
That reminds me of a customer that came in…
Friendship at it’s finest
#Me in 30 years
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
one of the best scenes in cinematic history
if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now
i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate
by Fall Out Boy
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
omg you’re straight!!? wow. like, how does that even work? how do you have sex? omfg when did you know that you’re straight? haven’t you tried being gay?! maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet…. but wow you’re straight. i have a straight friend. hi straight friend. HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND
the who we are
is not the who we were,
or the who we will be
the deranged immediacy of now
creates in us a stranger
that is known all too well
who never was
and could be, never again
but always is
"The Boy Who Didn’t Deserve to be Happy"
There once was a boy who didn’t deserve to be happy
Joy and glee aren’t allowed, for they are too sappy.
He walks out in the rain, so the world can see his pain
Eternally being sad is how he keeps sane.
Wandering around, trudging with gloominess and woe
He thinks “today is the worst day since one day ago”
After an afternoon being miserable, he goes home again
To spend the evening being uncomfortable in his own skin
Guilt and despair fill his thoughts, frying his nerves
Constantly reminding himself it’s just what he deserves.
He finally falls asleep, caught in the endless loop of his mind
Cursed to live life with a brain that is particularly unkind.
(Starring Donald Townsend of the great Momentary-Poems.tumblr.com!)
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