"The holidays are so great - all the time to spend with family and get out of the house!"
I promise one day you will all realize how flip frackin’ majestic you are and you won’t be able to hold it back.
the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning
Relatives: *Insert awkward question about personal life*
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.
How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?
All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess
"Why are you so dark all the time?"
Therapist: “You said you were doing fine but you lied…”
WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST
Mom: “Life would be a whole lot easier if you would just pretend to be normal”
This is a perfect representation of All Time Low
EVERYOEN LOOK AT ZACK MOVING HIS PECKS, i NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THIS AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO 12 TIMES OMFG
Me: “My life randomly started getting better. Everything’s nice…”