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fantherapy:

"The holidays are so great - all the time to spend with family and get out of the house!"

Me:image




fantherapy:

I promise one day you will all realize how flip frackin’ majestic you are and you won’t be able to hold it back.

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gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning




fantherapy:

Relatives: *Insert awkward question about personal life*

Me:

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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner





moniquill:

Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.

How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?




twitch-the-tiny:

All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess



fantherapy:

"Why are you so dark all the time?"

Me:

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fantherapy:

Therapist: “You said you were doing fine but you lied…”

Me:

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WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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fantherapy:

Mom: “Life would be a whole lot easier if you would just pretend to be normal”

Me:

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alovelikezack:

warpedtoursmoshpit:

asklhemmo:

This is a perfect representation of All Time Low

basically

EVERYOEN LOOK AT ZACK MOVING HIS PECKS, i NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THIS AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO 12 TIMES OMFG



fantherapy:

Me: “My life randomly started getting better.  Everything’s nice…”

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kuneria: