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THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
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sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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  • facebook: someone added a photo of you
  • me: fuck


aworldthatismyown:

am I doing it right



adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.




fantherapy:

"The holidays are so great - all the time to spend with family and get out of the house!"

Me:image




fantherapy:

I promise one day you will all realize how flip frackin’ majestic you are and you won’t be able to hold it back.

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gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning




fantherapy:

Relatives: *Insert awkward question about personal life*

Me:

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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner





moniquill:

Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.

How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?




twitch-the-tiny:

All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess



fantherapy:

"Why are you so dark all the time?"

Me:

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fantherapy:

Therapist: “You said you were doing fine but you lied…”

Me:

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WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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fantherapy:

Mom: “Life would be a whole lot easier if you would just pretend to be normal”

Me:

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